I’M NOT DEAD! I would like to apologize for having been away
so long and I have one small tip to offer you: No matter what Morpheus says to
you, take the blue pill! Go home and convince yourself it was all some
convoluted dream. I don’t know care how curious you are I promise you it is not
worth it my friends. Take the blue pill. I took the red pill and ended up
trapped in that damned rabbit hole for nearly a year unable to escape till I
finally ended up breaking the system in an extremely complicated manner
involving a can-opener, a pipe organ, and a slightly used sex doll…. Just don’t
ask.
But, all that aside now, I am back and I have many things coming on the horizon for you to enjoy. Reviews of Binding of Isaac, Dark souls, Resident Evil 5, Saints Row: the third, Gears of war three, Skyrim, and a great many more things as I continue to consume more and more media and regurgitate my thoughts here upon this blog.
Main point, I’m alive and will be making more content again. Do not take the red pill.
But, all that aside now, I am back and I have many things coming on the horizon for you to enjoy. Reviews of Binding of Isaac, Dark souls, Resident Evil 5, Saints Row: the third, Gears of war three, Skyrim, and a great many more things as I continue to consume more and more media and regurgitate my thoughts here upon this blog.
Main point, I’m alive and will be making more content again. Do not take the red pill.
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