Plot
The night before Halloween one year a bride and groom to be a violently murdered as they spend the night together happy and awaiting their wedding the next day. Precisely one year later a crow knock on the headstone of Eric Draven the would have been husband. Naturally this cause him to spring to life, imbued with super natural powers and some make-up, and head out seeking revenge against the pricks who killed him and his fiancé, cause I mean this kind of thing just happens when a crow pecks a headstone.
I mean why do you think graveyards have groundskeepers? To keep the ground there lest if float into space? Fuck no. To maintain the place so it looks nice? Only his patsy job. They truly reside there to keep crows away from the headstones. This shit is real. Based on a true fucking story with just the names of people and places changed they just don't put that on the box cause this information is supposed to be kept secret. The only reason I can even get away with mentioning it here is cause I'm hiding behind the pseudonym of Green and you all have no clue who the hell I really I am! Muahahahahaha. Step one of my evil plan is complete. Er uhhh movie. The crow! Yeah that's what I'm talking about here.
Obligatory is it good section you guys and gals are used to from me by now. In fact yeah; it's really good. It's the good old fashion type of hero movie. The bad guys aren't questionably bad; they're guaranteed 100% evil. The good guys aren't questionably good. There's no crying. There's no talks or responsibility. There are the good guy and the bad guys and the bad guys get their teeth kicked in.
So interesting fact: This movie killed Bruce Lee's son. The main actor in it is Brandon Lee and during one of the scene in the movie he gets shot. Now in the filming of this scene they used a dummy bullet and it got stuck in the gun and through a tragic turn of events he actually got shot during filming and a bit of twisted humor about it was that when he reacted like he got shot nobody even knew there was actually a problem right away. It was meant to look like he got shot, so when he behaved as though he'd been shot everyone thought he was just an actor acting. Obviously they realized soon enough that there was really a problem and did everything they could to save him but ultimately he passed away. Due to this happening some of the scene in the movie actually feature a different actor playing the lead with Lee's face placed over him using some fancy computer workings.
9 super-powered birds out of 10
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