*Sigh* ........ Twitter

' iLovee Talkinng To Youu <3
12 hours ago

Ever wanted to know what your best friend Timmy was doing at-

' Wow iCkant Believe Were Still Playinng Football ' Haha Fun ' iMa Shower at His Place && Spend My Morninng There Tio
12 hours ago

okay then just interr-

' iM Hott !
12 hours ago

wtf really!?

Peanut butter and banana sandwich! Too fuckin bomb!
12 hours ago

Ok shit

' ahhh iFeel Thaa Heat on My Legs !
12 hours ago

fuckin damn it. Anyway as I was saying

' omq Daniel && Johnathon Pushed Me iNto a Bush ' iWas So Fuckn Pisst
12 hours ago

' iHave Officially Gone A Whole Day W'O Make-up :o
12 hours ago

I'll just wait

' Nathan & johnathon are talking about me wtf '
12 hours ago

' iJusst Barley Noticed ' iTs 2:00
12 hours ago

' Me && Himm Tonight ' He's Gan(N)a Cheat On His Gurlfriend Withh Me Bitch '
12 hours ago

RT if your up :D<3
12 hours ago

' Haveing Thaa Guys Walk Behind Me iS Awkward ' Now Were Jusst Ganna Sit Down oN Thaa Sidewalk ' U(N)til iTs Jusst Me && Himm
12 hours ago

……… has it stopped?

okay so yeah like I was saying, or rather trying to say
Have you ever wanted to know what you best friend Timmy was doing at 8:00, 8:05, 8:10, 8:15 and 8:20 in the morning? No? You sure? Well how about aunt Barbra? Jesse from work? That guy Frank you met the other day? Oh well you use Twitter right? And you don’t want to know all these things. It’s okay cause you see nobody else does either. Nobody cares. You hear that you damn divas

NOBODY FUCKING CARES WHAT YOU’RE DOING EVERY FIVE FUCKING MINUETS!!

and seriously how awesome is your life anyway if you spend the whole damn thing talking about how awesome your life is online? If you were really doing all this cool shit like you say you are you would be too damn busy to be posting about all the shit you say you’re doing every three fuckin seconds. And this behavior is not solely the fault of Twitter users. Anybody who does this kind of shit on Facebook or….. huh I seem to remember there being some other social networking site…… oh well nobody cared about that one anyway.

' Oh sweet Baby Jesus :o
2 hours ago

damn

' iM really Tired iMa go Back To sleep On Himm '
2 hours ago

here we go again

' haha iM Makeinng My Aunt Make Me Food :D
23 minutes ago

' Coke Soda ' ice Cold '
22 minutes ago

I just want you, that's it all your flaws, mistakes, smiles, giggles, jokes, sarcasm, everything I just want you <3
22 minutes ago

' My Family Has To Many Parties ' Bt iLe[A)st When There Busy ' iM Withh Himm
21 minutes ago

But yeah seriously, This updating the world on what your doing in that exact moment every moment is fuckin pathetic. The only people that do it are the pople that don’t have friends of hobbies or suicide contemplations to take up their time. Seriously its just sad. Fucking stop it.

I'd like to thanks the color yellow for playing the role of "annoying tweeting person" and i would like to point out that these are all real copy pasted tweets

Oh and one last comment this is the only tweet anybody ever cared about